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Friday, February 20, 2009

Deborah

HOT Deborah







Jordan 19

Jordan 19 Picture Movement











Jessica Cirio Hombre




Jessica Cirio Hombre











Bikini Beach Girls











Bikini Beach Girls












Bikini Beach Girls











Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures















If you’re like me and happen to find jobless skinny chicks with no upper lip, a lazy eye and fake boobs pretty f@king hot, then these shots of Pat ridge’s big tits falling out of her bikini top in Hawaii should be right up your alley. If I had a job where all I did was lounge around on the beach drinking beers and working on my tan, I’d be a homeless man in southern California. Sexist double standard.











Anette Dawn

Anette Dawn Picture Moment



Hannah Hilton

Hannah Hilton Picture Moment


Theresa Correa

Theresa Correa Picture Moment



Monday, February 16, 2009

Samantha Ronson

Move Over Samantha Ronson, This Is How You Do It


A bunch of Playmates showed up at some ‘Lengths for Love’ Charity launch, but one playmate stood out from the rest; DJ Sexi Lexi. I’m not one to pass judgment (ok yes I am) but I seriously doubt she’s got any talent and this only proves why DJ’ing is a bogus art form. If a chick like this can make a living at it, then anyone with a computer can. OK, I take that back. Anyone who has peroxide bleach blond hair, fake tits and is willing to show them can.





Sunday, February 15, 2009

Joanna And Marta Krupa

Joanna And Marta Krupa Are The Hottest Sisters In The World


If you didn’t know that Joanna Krupa has an equally hot sister, Marta Krupa, well here they are in the latest Ralph Magazine. I’m surprised that they don’t pose together more often and brand themselves as the “Hottest Sisters in the World”. There’s no doubt that they are. It’s too bad they don’t have me as their agent, because I’d be more than willing to take on them on and help. By help, I mean have sex with both of them at the same time





Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures




You want to know what’s almost as ugly as Elisha Cuthbert’s boyfriend? Her oversized glasses. Man, I wish those would go out of style already. It’s ruining these bikinis pictures for me and I never thought anything could possibly ruin bikini pictures, but I’m just not into chicks who look like bugs. Because last night I had sex with a bug and got an STD. Anyway, a reader sent in a clip of a Dion Phaneuf hockey fight in which he shows his “superior” fighting ability. Let’s just say the dude is light on his feet.































Friday, February 13, 2009

Aubrey O’Day

Aubrey O’Day Playboy Cover






I’m a fan of Aubrey O’Day but I’m not a fan of Playboy because they do not know how to shoot women. I mean what the hell did they do to her? She’s not even a color anymore. Anyway, it’s a good thing some people read the magazine for the articles because the amateurs who Photoshop their pictorials suck. Anyway, Aubrey should just bang on film already. I want to see her raw and in the flesh. Not bronzed.












Indian Model in Bikini